Top 20 Ways that Fire Ants Are Better than Republicans

By Susan Bankston

[font color=green]Susan Bankston lives in Richmond, Texas, where she writes about her hairdresser at The World’s Most Dangerous Beauty Salon, Inc., at juanitajean.com. This is an excerpt of an article she wrote in April 2014 for OutSmart Magazine, the LGBT magazine for Houston.[/font]

1. Fire ants seldom make racist or antigay remarks, but when they do, it never, ever involves misspelled signs.

2. A fire-ant sting hurts women the same exact amount that it hurts men—none of this 82 percent stinging level crap.

3. Most fire ants do not have their own radio talk show.

4. Even fire ants believe in evolution.

5. Among fire ants, “The Queen” is a good thing.

The list continues at http://www.outsmartmagazine.com/2014/04/whats-better-republicans/ .