Police: Woman threw cooked salmon at mother-in-law, tossed into jail for assault

A 24-year-old College Station woman remained behind bars Friday after she was accused of assaulting her mother-in-law with a piece of cooked salmon.

The woman reportedly hit her mother-in-law in the head with the salmon during an argument about feeding her toddler with a fork, according to an arrest report from the Wednesday night incident in the 400 block of Southwest Parkway.

The mother-in-law told police the woman then flailed her arms wildly in a circular motion, punching her in the arm and leaving large scratch marks, the report stated.

When questioned, the woman told police she threw the salmon but that her mother-in-law reciprocated by throwing the fish back at her, police said. She denied hitting the woman, telling police the two had an arm wrestling match.

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