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TexasTowelie

(112,219 posts)
Mon May 4, 2015, 09:42 PM May 2015

Abbott Vows to Ensure Jade Helm Isn't Really A Coup d'Etat

A federal takeover of Texas, ordered by a Kenyan Marxist bent on taking our guns and forcing abortions on every man, woman, and child after they've been rounded up and forced into FEMA Death Domes? Not on Governor Greg Abbott's watch! That's why our right-minded, non-pandering state leader has vowed to have the Texas State Guard monitor the upcoming seven-state military training exercise known as Jade Helm 15.

In a letter to Major General Gerald "Jake" Betty, commander of the Texas State Guard, Abbott called for "regular updates on the progress and safety" of the operation, which runs from July-September, and involves Army, Navy, and Air Force personnel swooping into town to play plain-clothes spy games. Think of it as the Super Bowl for the conspiracy crowd.

Abbott made it clear to ol' Jake that "it is important that Texans know their safety, constitutional rights, private property rights and civil liberties will not be infringed. By monitoring the Operation on a continual basis, the State Guard will facilitate communications between my office and the commanders of the Operation to ensure that adequate measures are in place to protect Texans."

Darn tootin'.

But Abbott also made sure to give fair and equitable time to the other side of his mouth in order to praise the military personnel he just implied might be out to get us: "As Governor, I have the utmost respect for the deep patriotism of the brave military men and women who put their lives on the line to fight for and defend our freedom. I remain certain that our military members will keep America the freest and strongest nation the world has ever known."

Read more: http://blogs.houstonpress.com/news/2015/05/abbot_vows_to_ensure_jade_helm_isnt_really_a_coup_detat.php

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niyad

(113,323 posts)
1. why does texas need a state guard AND the texas national guard, AND the texas rangers
Mon May 4, 2015, 09:58 PM
May 2015

(not the sports team)??? how is that organization's function different from the tng?

Shrike47

(6,913 posts)
2. I thought Obama was going to force you into homosexual marriages in the death dome.
Mon May 4, 2015, 10:02 PM
May 2015

I figure that when he forces me and my husband into homosexual marriages, he better send us each a young, energetic new spouse who likes cats, can play bridge and wants to clean house and do yard work. It'd be a bonus if they liked each other.

I assume we'll all live together because we sure as hell can't afford to get divorced.

Javaman

(62,530 posts)
5. pandering to the lowest form of stupidity is never an attractive trait for a politician.
Wed May 6, 2015, 02:24 PM
May 2015

and besides, if there ever was a "coup d'état" abbott would be too fucking stupid to realize it.

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