"Texas Monthly" hits a new low with this month's cover story.

"Dan Patrick. In Charge." I shit you not, I just saw it at the HEB. There's ol' Dan, with the typical hate-drenched expression on this face.....and a fucking gavel in his hands. No, I'm not making this up. All that are missing from the portrait are the SS epaulettes and an Iron Cross.

I don't need to read the article, and neither does any other Democrat. I can promise you it's just the standard blowjob-y puff piece of a Texas republican politician---because that's the only kind of political story that "Texas Monthly" does, anymore. I wonder when, if ever, we're going to wake up.