Madison Heights man charged with trespassing with gun, bacon
Other posts at DU have me in a mood to jab this particular hornet's nest this morning.
"First they came for the bacon, and I said nothing...."
Wait 'til you get to the name of the district judge.
Madison Heights man charged with trespassing with gun, bacon
Posted: Tuesday, January 19, 2016 9:49 pm
By Chris Cioffi The (Lynchburg) News & Advance
An Amherst County judge certified charges to a grand jury against a Madison Heights man accused of wearing a camouflage mask on a neighbors property near a dog kennel while carrying a gun and a bag of bacon.
Evan Patrick Cater, 31, appeared in front of District Judge Sam Eggleston on Tuesday.
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Cater is charged with felony wearing a mask in public; misdemeanor trespassing; public intoxication; and carrying a gun while intoxicated, according to online court records.
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Deputies found Cater with a 9mm handgun and a bag of bacon covered in an unknown oily substance.
Bacon grease, maybe? Just a guess.
I know what I'm stocking up on for the storm.