After being chosen as the next Prime Minister, it has emerged that Theresa May is also the final Horcrux for Margaret Thatcher’s soul.

Before her death, Grand High Witch Thatcher split her soul and hid it inside several high-profile Tories so that her horrific reign of terror could live on in times to come.

Experts agree that the soul can only be split by performing supreme acts of evil; something which Thatcher wasn’t short of.

“But creating Horcruxes is costly,” said Labour MP Harold Potter.

“They diminish the creator’s humanity and physically disfigure them. That’s why she wasn’t looking her best towards the end.”

No one is exactly sure which acts of evil she used to create the Horcruxes, because she did so bloody many.