You can now send your adversaries a fart in a jar

Send a Jart, the new service that lets you send your enemies a fart by mail, is the epitome of the American Dream. Really. What was this country built on other than people scraping together what little they had (in this case, farts and jars) to start a business based on a crazy idea (putting those farts in those jars)? Steve Jobs started Apple in a garage — who's to say the next big thing starting from humble beginnings isn't jarred farts! Hell, in 20 years time, there might be jarred farts in every school, and you'll be waiting in line for the new Fart Jar 6.

J/K, obviously, although I'm actually a tiny bit serious about the American Dream — there's something beautiful to me about all of these little stunt businesses that pop up, fill 50 or so orders, and then disappear into the Internet twilight. (Remember that one that lets you send glitter to your enemies? Although that one was technically in Australia, so that's fulfilling the Australian Dream, I guess.)