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Related: About this forumThere's nary a Scotsman alive that can outrun a greased hand dryer!
This guy learned that the hard way;
A Scots diner has been offered a year's supply of socks after an embarrassing encounter with a hand dryer in a toilet cubicle.
Imagine the scene: you have just enjoyed a meal at a bespoke burger joint and decide to pay a visit to the toilet when the automatic hand dryer goes off, causing the phrase 'splashing out' to take on a new and unwelcome meaning.
That was the fate which befell Gordie Wallace when he popped into the little boy's room at Aberdeen's Handmade Burger Company store in Union Square.
One minute, he was emptying his bladder, the next he had inadvertently activated the hand dryer and ended up with a severe case of splashback.
Imagine the scene: you have just enjoyed a meal at a bespoke burger joint and decide to pay a visit to the toilet when the automatic hand dryer goes off, causing the phrase 'splashing out' to take on a new and unwelcome meaning.
That was the fate which befell Gordie Wallace when he popped into the little boy's room at Aberdeen's Handmade Burger Company store in Union Square.
One minute, he was emptying his bladder, the next he had inadvertently activated the hand dryer and ended up with a severe case of splashback.
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There's nary a Scotsman alive that can outrun a greased hand dryer! (Original Post)
47of74
Jun 2015
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Eeew.
Thor_MN
(11,843 posts)2. Was he peeing in the sink?
Never have seen a hand dryer anywhere close enough to affect a toilet or urinal...
47of74
(18,470 posts)3. I've seen some rather small bathrooms over the years
I remember one that was so small you couldn't turn around in it. You had to open the door if you wanted to turn around.
muriel_volestrangler
(101,321 posts)5. It's very close - picture at link:
Hoppy
(3,595 posts)4. From the old Abbie Hoffman recording, "Steal This Record"
Well sir, you have just been offered a year's supply of socks. What's that? You have only one leg?
That's a two years' supply of socks you've been offered.