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47of74

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Wed Jun 17, 2015, 07:57 PM Jun 2015

Arkansas police hunt man seen pleasuring himself outside convenience store

I shit you not, the store's name is Kum & Go;

Arkansas cops are seeking the public’s assistance in identifying a pantsless man who was spotted Thursday afternoon masturbating next to a truck outside, of course, a Kum & Go convenience store.

According to police in Springdale, “Witnesses reported seeing a white male standing next to a Ford Ranger truck. Callers stated that the male did not have any pants on and appeared to be masturbating.”

One witness snapped a photo of the man, who “realized he was being watched and quickly left the area.” It is unclear whether the man completed the act before departing.


And if you click on the link there's a picture of the suspect doing his thing, with the naughty bits greyed out. I wouldn't click on it though with a mouth full of anything. I almost hosed my laptop down with beer when I saw it.

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Arkansas police hunt man seen pleasuring himself outside convenience store (Original Post) 47of74 Jun 2015 OP
Well, he saw the name of the store and just went ahead and tried!! madinmaryland Jun 2015 #1
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