Fox "News" fan says channel change meant there was an intruder in her place.
Sigh.
A 66-year-old South Carolina woman called 911 today to report that she realized an intruder had been in her apartment because the TV had been changed from the Fox News Channel, cops say.
According to a police report, Ruth Mandigo returned to her Myrtle Beach apartment around 1 AM after working a 12-hour shift.
Mandigo told cops that the offender ate her food, lowered her thermostat, and watched her television. The victim states she knows this because...she always keeps her TV on Fox News and that was not what channel was on when she returned home.
According to a Myrtle Beach Police Department report, Mandigo alleged that the intruder was the 18-year-old son of her roommate, adding that the man did not have permission to enter the apartment. Mandigo lodged two similar burglary complaints against the teenager earlier this week.
Wasn't my home because FOX News is blocked here. And I'm not unblocking it even if the Good Lord Jesus comes down from Heaven and asks me to himself.