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47of74

(18,470 posts)
Tue Mar 22, 2016, 10:29 PM Mar 2016

Seattle Police Are on the Lookout for the "Masked Masturbator"

Ninja Masturbators!

Seattle police are seeking the public’s help in identifying a suspected serial masturbator who publicly pleasures himself while disguising his identity with a makeshift ninja outfit.

Cops first learned of the masked pervert in January, after a woman called 911 to report that a man was “masturbating outside the front door of her home.” Cops responding to the scene were unable to locate the suspect.

Last month, a night vision camera outside the woman’s residence recorded the suspect again pleasuring himself next to the front door. As seen above and below, the surveillance images--which captured the masked masturbator in the act--show him dressed head-to-toe in dark clothing (the night vision camera makes dark colors appear white).

Residents of the targeted home are University of Washington students who say that they have “heard suspicious sounds outside their house on several occasions,” according to cops. Investigators believe that the masked masturbator may have been at the residence four times over the past several months.





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Seattle Police Are on the Lookout for the "Masked Masturbator" (Original Post) 47of74 Mar 2016 OP
And the problem is? TreasonousBastard Mar 2016 #1
--- would you want to be the one to clean it up? Hoppy Mar 2016 #4
This is why aliens don't make contact with us Kaleva Mar 2016 #2
That and the many other douche cannons running around. 47of74 Mar 2016 #5
Ahh, these young perpetrators... catnhatnh Mar 2016 #3
The police line up... liberal N proud Mar 2016 #6
.... trusty elf Mar 2016 #7
Worst Superhero Ever! FSogol Mar 2016 #8
Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men? Kaleva Mar 2016 #10
He was wearing TOE SHOES!!!!!!!! MADem Mar 2016 #9

liberal N proud

(60,334 posts)
6. The police line up...
Wed Mar 23, 2016, 06:35 AM
Mar 2016

Number 3, please drop your pants

And the sketch artist rendering. his nose is abut 6 inches long and he had a beard.

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