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47of74

(18,470 posts)
Thu Mar 9, 2017, 09:43 AM Mar 2017

Man nabbed for getting it on with a chain link fence

And no, this was not Florida.

Texan Eliodoro Estala is facing an indecent exposure charge after a neighbor reported witnessing the naked 32-year-old “having sex with a fence” that separates their Austin properties.

According to an arrest affidavit, Diana Vazquez first spotted Estala urinating on the fence around 11:25 AM Wednesday. When Estala realized that the Vazquez was recording him with her cell phone, he allegedly “took off his clothes.”

After disrobing, Estala “put his mouth inside the chain link fence and stuck his tongue out moving it up and down.” Vazquez, the affidavit noted, said that it appeared Estala “was demonstrating a sexual act of ‘eating out the fence’ (Cunnilingus).”

Estala then allegedly proceeded to “stick his erected penis into the chain link fence” and then began to “have sex with the fence.” Vazquez, who remarked that Estala apparently “thought the fence was a female,” showed police photos and videos of Estala getting intimate with the inanimate object.
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Man nabbed for getting it on with a chain link fence (Original Post) 47of74 Mar 2017 OP
I'm dissappointed he wasn't in Florida HAB911 Mar 2017 #1
sounds like one of Trumps friends luvMIdog Mar 2017 #2
I was going to say... Aristus Mar 2017 #3
Yeah men from quite a few states are trying to outdo Florida man 47of74 Mar 2017 #5
Yipes shenmue Mar 2017 #4
 

47of74

(18,470 posts)
5. Yeah men from quite a few states are trying to outdo Florida man
Thu Mar 9, 2017, 01:31 PM
Mar 2017

Especially those from red states.

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