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47of74

(18,470 posts)
Wed Aug 2, 2017, 11:36 PM Aug 2017

Arkansas Man Accused Of Sexually Assaulting Neighbors' Donkeys

No, this was not Florida. This was Florida Man's cousin Arkansas Man at work.

Police in Siloam Springs arrested Everett Lee Compton, Jr., 49, on Monday after he was allegedly caught abusing a donkey owned by Emert and Joyce Whitaker.

The Whitakers had previously told police that they have had problems with people harassing their animals for the past three years. When “no trespassing” signs didn’t work, the couple set up a camera to photograph intruders, according to local station KFSM.

The photos, which were turned over to police, showed a man placing a bag over one donkey’s head and then rubbing his pelvis against the animal’s rear, according to ArkansasMatters.com.

The Whitakers also photographed the same man with the donkeys on July 5 and 6. Police said the pictures showed the man ― later identified as Compton ― feeding a donkey from a bread bag while rubbing his pelvis against the animal.
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Arkansas Man Accused Of Sexually Assaulting Neighbors' Donkeys (Original Post) 47of74 Aug 2017 OP
Oh Vey! This world is too weird. madaboutharry Aug 2017 #1
You don't even know. Glamrock Aug 2017 #7
OK flame me Botany Aug 2017 #2
Poor donkey. Laffy Kat Aug 2017 #3
The post just above you... Lucky Luciano Aug 2017 #12
I agree poor donkey TEB Aug 2017 #14
Trump supporters think they can get away with anything. Sneederbunk Aug 2017 #4
This message was self-deleted by its author Glamrock Aug 2017 #6
They meant it as a symbolic attack on the Democratic Party. Marcuse Aug 2017 #8
Was it in the Ozarks? Seems normal behavior there. wasupaloopa Aug 2017 #5
Thank you for the "Not Florida" clarification, people always assume if it's crazy it's Florida..... FM123 Aug 2017 #9
What is it about the Ozarks that a hillbilly can't get laid? Aristus Aug 2017 #10
... In_The_Wind Aug 2017 #13
Where is peta TEB Aug 2017 #15
THEY EVEN SPECIFICALLY PUT THAT IN THE BIBLE, MAN! Warren DeMontague Aug 2017 #11

Glamrock

(11,802 posts)
7. You don't even know.
Thu Aug 3, 2017, 12:05 AM
Aug 2017

My guitarist's lady is a probation officer. She had to deal with him once. His probie was on vacation.

http://www.nwitimes.com/news/local/lake/lowell/man-with-history-of-abusing-animals-charged-again/article_ebcf2dea-adaa-533a-8672-1ac07fd8255f.html

Be sure to scroll back up and check out his picture. You look at him and go, "yeah..... yeah. This guy's definitely the duckfucker. "

Laffy Kat

(16,386 posts)
3. Poor donkey.
Wed Aug 2, 2017, 11:43 PM
Aug 2017

There's an ass joke in there somewhere, I'm too sleepy to pursue. Wish this wasn't the last thing I read before falling asleep.

Response to Sneederbunk (Reply #4)

FM123

(10,054 posts)
9. Thank you for the "Not Florida" clarification, people always assume if it's crazy it's Florida.....
Thu Aug 3, 2017, 12:18 AM
Aug 2017

Aristus

(66,436 posts)
10. What is it about the Ozarks that a hillbilly can't get laid?
Thu Aug 3, 2017, 12:56 AM
Aug 2017

When they run out of sisters and daughters and cousins, they have to pick on poor helpless livestock?

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