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47of74

(18,470 posts)
Thu Jan 18, 2018, 09:21 PM Jan 2018

(Guess) man calls 911 to report that his wife was a spider

Florida Man got into the good stuff

William Rutger, a 61-year-old Tarpon Springs resident, first called 911 around 1:30 AM Tuesday and told a police operator that his spouse was an arachnid. Rutger added that he wanted her involuntarily admitted for a mental examination per the state’s Baker Act.

Rutger, seen at right, was slurring his words and appeared intoxicated, according to a responding patrolman. Officer Jacob Miller explained to Rutger--who was not expressing “coherent thoughts”--that the 911 system was for emergencies only. Miller did not arrest Rutger.

Shortly after 3 AM, when Rutger again dialed 911 to say that his wife was a black widow spider, Miller returned to Rutger’s residence and placed him in handcuffs.

Rutger is a retired lawyer and the author of “The Alcoholic’s Guide to Adventure,” a 2009 autobiography that is described on Amazon as a “lighthearted jaunt into the sublime world of drunken decadence.” (1 page)


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(Guess) man calls 911 to report that his wife was a spider (Original Post) 47of74 Jan 2018 OP
Mrs. Rutger, meet Mr. Kafka (n/t) FreepFryer Jan 2018 #1
... PoliticAverse Jan 2018 #2
Of course this one deserves at least one rec. truly weird...thanks for posting... Stuart G Jan 2018 #3
Hmmm. I am capable of saying many unkind things about my ex, PoindexterOglethorpe Jan 2018 #4
He was probably sniffing too much bug powder htuttle Jan 2018 #5
Like the start of a Burroughs novel or something .. lunasun Jan 2018 #6
lol, exactly htuttle Jan 2018 #7
I see we thought of the same thing at the same exact minute . DUers in sync GMTA lunasun Jan 2018 #9
Thanks! thbobby Jan 2018 #8
Doing research for a sequel ? nt eppur_se_muova Jan 2018 #10

thbobby

(1,474 posts)
8. Thanks!
Thu Jan 18, 2018, 09:59 PM
Jan 2018

Needed a good belly laugh today.

Also, I like your signature line. Reminds me of an image I saw on acidcow.com last year. A sign said "Please do not hit each other with the dildos. Seriously". I suppose it was at a porn shop, but could not tell.

But being able to laugh occasionally when always angry at the news is priceless. And healthy.

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