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Related: About this forumNaked man with computer mouse lodged in his rectum tased, arrested for burglary, assault
By Sam Tyson
SENECA, SC (WCSC) - A burglary call for Oconee County sheriff's deputies turned bizarre Monday morning when their suspect was found naked with a USB-powered computer peripheral in his rectum and apparently drugged, an incident report shows.
Authorities responded to Bernwood Circle near the town of Seneca late Monday morning after a resident complained of a burglar. When deputies arrived, they found Noah Smith, 24, lying face down and naked inside the doorway of the victim's home, the report stated.
When the deputy tried to make contact with Smith, he slapped the deputy. In return, the deputy deployed his taser, which had no effect on Smith, the report stated.
With reinforcements, deputies approached Smith again in the victim's bedroom. A deputy managed to handcuff Smith before he jumped off the victim's bed and tried to kick other deputies in the room, the report stated.
http://www.live5news.com/Global/story.asp?S=13465624
Curmudgeoness
(18,219 posts)I'm sorry.
auntAgonist
(17,252 posts)FSogol
(45,525 posts)MADem
(135,425 posts)I assume the resident doesn't want the thing back!
Kaleva
(36,341 posts)Get naked.
Attempt to rob a house but pass out in the doorway.
Fight the cop.
Get tasered.
Fight more cops.
Get pepper sprayed and beaten with a police baton.
Get hog tied and handcuffed.
ER finds a mouse up your ass.
mysuzuki2
(3,521 posts)But I have never, ever, even once remotely considered shoving a computer mouse up my ass. I guess I just have no imagination.
Quantess
(27,630 posts)Wild times in South Carolina. Who knew?