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Related: About this forumPolice arrest man for sexually assaulting beaver in Columbia Park
The suspect was apparently on meth.
KENNEWICK, Wash.-- A man has been arrested for animal cruelty after a woman said she witnessed him sexually assaulting a beaver in Columbia Park late Monday night.
The woman said she saw someone run the animal over with a car and then tried to help it by wrapping it in a towel before going home to get a container to put it in.
The woman claims she returned to the site about 30 minutes later and found a man on top of the beaver with his pants unzipped.
The witness then called police to report the incident.
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Bayard
(22,108 posts)Xipe Totec
(43,890 posts)ADX
(1,622 posts)...Get well soon, beaver...
matt819
(10,749 posts)I was kind of hoping Columbia Park was in Florida.
yesphan
(1,588 posts)was, this has to be in Florida.
47of74
(18,470 posts)Maybe this dude moved there from Florida?
Kaleva
(36,315 posts)Midnight Writer
(21,770 posts)magicarpet
(14,157 posts)47of74
(18,470 posts)Then have his lunch taken care of for the next day or so.