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TexasTowelie

(112,204 posts)
Sun Sep 16, 2018, 11:50 AM Sep 2018

Uranus, Missouri's New Newspaper Is the Uranus Examiner (Huh. Huh.)

A new weekly newspaper launching out of Uranus this week is causing a stink among onlookers and government officials in its immediate vicinity.

The newly minted Uranus Examiner, based in Pulaski County, Missouri, which is approximately 100 miles west of St. Louis near Fort Leonard Wood, will fill the gaping hole left in the local media landscape by the sudden closure of the Waynesville Daily Guide on Friday.

As reported by the rather appropriately call-lettered KY3 station in Springfield, Uranus Examiner managing editor Natalie Sanders announced the new publication and its eye-catching name Wednesday afternoon at a chamber of commerce luncheon. (Sanders previously held that same position at the Waynesville Daily Guide.)

Curiously, however, Sanders' remarks as aired by KY3 focused not on the chuckle-inducing "Uranus" part of the name, but rather the boring old "Examiner" part.

Read more: https://www.riverfronttimes.com/newsblog/2018/09/13/uranus-missouris-new-newspaper-is-the-uranus-examiner-huh-huh

Note: This is in the Weird News Group.

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Uranus, Missouri's New Newspaper Is the Uranus Examiner (Huh. Huh.) (Original Post) TexasTowelie Sep 2018 OP
Is this a newsletter for proctologists? The Velveteen Ocelot Sep 2018 #1
I'm certain that the field reporters will get the scoop! TexasTowelie Sep 2018 #3
Causing a stink underpants Sep 2018 #2
The Wikipedia article is full of TexasTowelie Sep 2018 #4
Aggressive marketing underpants Sep 2018 #5
Rumor has it that the newspaper will also include a monthly column TexasTowelie Sep 2018 #6
Written by Dr. Longfinger M.D.? Sneederbunk Sep 2018 #8
Why yes, TexasTowelie Sep 2018 #9
Only an asshole could object. n/t Harker Sep 2018 #7

TexasTowelie

(112,204 posts)
4. The Wikipedia article is full of
Sun Sep 16, 2018, 12:23 PM
Sep 2018

facts. Who wouldn't want to visit Cap'n Poopy's?

And I bet you didn't know "The Best Fudge Comes from Uranus!"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uranus,_Missouri

TexasTowelie

(112,204 posts)
6. Rumor has it that the newspaper will also include a monthly column
Sun Sep 16, 2018, 12:47 PM
Sep 2018

featuring in-depth investigations called the Uranus Probe. :groan:

That bad joke deserves the self-spank.

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