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Related: About this forumUranus, Missouri's New Newspaper Is the Uranus Examiner (Huh. Huh.)
A new weekly newspaper launching out of Uranus this week is causing a stink among onlookers and government officials in its immediate vicinity.
The newly minted Uranus Examiner, based in Pulaski County, Missouri, which is approximately 100 miles west of St. Louis near Fort Leonard Wood, will fill the gaping hole left in the local media landscape by the sudden closure of the Waynesville Daily Guide on Friday.
As reported by the rather appropriately call-lettered KY3 station in Springfield, Uranus Examiner managing editor Natalie Sanders announced the new publication and its eye-catching name Wednesday afternoon at a chamber of commerce luncheon. (Sanders previously held that same position at the Waynesville Daily Guide.)
Curiously, however, Sanders' remarks as aired by KY3 focused not on the chuckle-inducing "Uranus" part of the name, but rather the boring old "Examiner" part.
Read more: https://www.riverfronttimes.com/newsblog/2018/09/13/uranus-missouris-new-newspaper-is-the-uranus-examiner-huh-huh
Note: This is in the Weird News Group.
The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,701 posts)Sorry, I just can't repress my inner 7th-grader.
TexasTowelie
(112,204 posts)underpants
(182,806 posts)TexasTowelie
(112,204 posts)facts. Who wouldn't want to visit Cap'n Poopy's?
And I bet you didn't know "The Best Fudge Comes from Uranus!"
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uranus,_Missouri
underpants
(182,806 posts)Uranus Brake RepairKeeping skid marks out of Uranus" (2017)
TexasTowelie
(112,204 posts)featuring in-depth investigations called the Uranus Probe. :groan:
That bad joke deserves the self-spank.
Sneederbunk
(14,291 posts)TexasTowelie
(112,204 posts)butt I expect it will take him some time to poke around.