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47of74

(18,470 posts) Thu Mar 21, 2019, 03:14 PM Mar 2019

Quick everyone google Florida man and your birthday!

Link to tweet

Mine (June 9) was about a Florida man getting busted for calling 911 after his girlfriend wouldn’t buy him vodka.

http://time.com/4363426/florida-man-drunk-dial-911-vodka/

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Quick everyone google Florida man and your birthday! (Original Post) 47of74 Mar 2019 OP

Florida man attacked by gator TalenaGor Mar 2019 #1

May 13- Florida man turns himself in for murdering his imaginary friend Soxfan58 Mar 2019 #2

That is HILARIOUS...26 November SkyDaddy7 Mar 2019 #3

Aug. 15.... shraby Mar 2019 #4

I got a naked rake attack! (June 12) mainer Mar 2019 #5

Nothing came up for me for May 4 under FL MAN, but under woman: flor-de-jasmim Mar 2019 #6

Under woman for me 47of74 Mar 2019 #7

Oh let's see.. tymorial Mar 2019 #8

"Florida Man Steals $2 Million in Legos" n/t Galileo126 Mar 2019 #9

Florida Man had "Mother of Satan" bomb materials in his home.... Nov 14, 2018 No Vested Interest Mar 2019 #10

Mines October 26. Florida man charged with sending 13 pipe bombs to Trump critics. 3Hotdogs Mar 2019 #11

Florida Man July 8 iwillalwayswonderwhy Mar 2019 #12

Mine is Florida man gets 40 years for plotting to bomb Targets Canoe52 Mar 2019 #13

Squirrel attacks Florida man... Duppers Mar 2019 #14

"Florida Man Arrested After He Attempted to Pay for His McDonald's Order With Weed" muriel_volestrangler Mar 2019 #15

TalenaGor

(1,104 posts)

1. Florida man attacked by gator

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Thu Mar 21, 2019, 03:16 PM

Mar 2019

Lol

Soxfan58

(3,479 posts)

2. May 13- Florida man turns himself in for murdering his imaginary friend

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Thu Mar 21, 2019, 03:17 PM

Mar 2019

SkyDaddy7

(6,045 posts)

3. That is HILARIOUS...26 November

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Thu Mar 21, 2019, 03:17 PM

Mar 2019

I got..."Mother: Florida man in crocodile pit could lose foot, blames drugs for incident"

https://www.wsbradio.com/news/national/mother-florida-man-crocodile-pit-could-lose-foot-blames-drugs-for-incident/Y0QtVxkg5BhYuJ9uOqptFO/

shraby

(21,946 posts)

4. Aug. 15....

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Thu Mar 21, 2019, 03:19 PM

Mar 2019

A Florida man arrested for destroying a liquor store under construction told police he was Alice in Wonderland and that a "hookah-smoking caterpillar" ordered him to attack the site.

mainer

(12,022 posts)

5. I got a naked rake attack! (June 12)

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Thu Mar 21, 2019, 03:20 PM

Mar 2019

(WFLA/NBC News) A Florida man is recovering from several wounds after fighting off a naked intruder armed with a rake.

Deputies say Maurice Castaneda, not wearing a stitch of clothes, barged into Bill and Crystal Colwell's New Port Richey home.

"Looked up and here's a naked guy in my house and I instantly start screaming 'get out of my house' and he didn't get out," Bill Colwell said.

Bill shoved him into the side yard. He said Castaneda grabbed his rake.

"He shattered it a few times, because I think the last time might have been over my head, 'cause I got a couple of lumps on my head," Bill said.

Crystal tossed her husband a hatchet, but he had a better weapon in his truck.

A hammer.

flor-de-jasmim

(2,125 posts)

6. Nothing came up for me for May 4 under FL MAN, but under woman:

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Thu Mar 21, 2019, 03:28 PM

Mar 2019

Florida woman wakes up with flying cockroach in her ear

47of74

(18,470 posts)

7. Under woman for me

Reply to flor-de-jasmim (Reply #6)

Thu Mar 21, 2019, 03:42 PM

Mar 2019

Woman arrested after Lake Orion home invasion

https://www.theoaklandpress.com/news/nation-world-news/woman-arrested-after-lake-orion-home-invasion/article_b775e88a-6ab4-5832-a928-d268a467d917.html

tymorial

(3,433 posts)

8. Oh let's see..

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Thu Mar 21, 2019, 03:54 PM

Mar 2019

Florida man finds grenade and brings it to taco bell

Florida man stole opiods got laxatives instead.

Galileo126

(2,016 posts)

9. "Florida Man Steals $2 Million in Legos" n/t

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Thu Mar 21, 2019, 03:55 PM

Mar 2019

No Vested Interest

(5,167 posts)

10. Florida Man had "Mother of Satan" bomb materials in his home.... Nov 14, 2018

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Thu Mar 21, 2019, 03:58 PM

Mar 2019

Volusia Co.....in his bedroom...an explosive chemical that the terrorist group Al-Qaida has termed...
Just another day in America...

3Hotdogs

(12,396 posts)

11. Mines October 26. Florida man charged with sending 13 pipe bombs to Trump critics.

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Thu Mar 21, 2019, 04:16 PM

Mar 2019

iwillalwayswonderwhy

(2,602 posts)

12. Florida Man July 8

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Thu Mar 21, 2019, 04:45 PM

Mar 2019

Florida man goes to jail after attacking an in “minions” costume.

Canoe52

(2,949 posts)

13. Mine is Florida man gets 40 years for plotting to bomb Targets

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Thu Mar 21, 2019, 07:06 PM

Mar 2019

Duppers

(28,125 posts)

14. Squirrel attacks Florida man...

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Thu Mar 21, 2019, 08:13 PM

Mar 2019

Squirrel attacks Florida man, rodent was raised by neighbor | Miami Herald
Nov. 24.

muriel_volestrangler

(101,347 posts)

15. "Florida Man Arrested After He Attempted to Pay for His McDonald's Order With Weed"

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Sun Mar 24, 2019, 08:30 PM

Mar 2019

In true Florida Man style:

Apparently, the police were called over the incident and they arrived at McDonald's to question the worker. While the police were still on-site, Gallagher attempted to go through the drive-through again and was arrested.

https://www.complex.com/life/2018/12/florida-man-arrested-after-he-attempted-to-pay-for-mcdonalds-with-weed

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