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47of74

(18,470 posts)
Tue Feb 25, 2020, 01:16 PM Feb 2020

Florida Man goes full on Waffle House at IHOP

Here comes Florida Man roaring back to life

A Florida Man was arrested early Saturday morning after allegedly “offering to show his genitals” to “everyone” trying to enjoy a 3 AM meal at an IHOP, court records show.

According to police, Allan Ibanez, 24, entered the Clearwater restaurant and “began approaching random tables and patrons offering to show his genitals and showing them condoms.”

Ibanez, seen at right, was asked to leave by IHOP management, but he “continued to offer to show his genitals to everyone in the establishment,” a criminal complaint alleges. “This left patrons uncomfortable and wanting to leave.”

Cops who arrested Ibanez for disorderly conduct, a misdemeanor, noted that he had engaged in several instances of “disruptive behavior” earlier in the evening (for which he was not busted).


Shortly after release from jail for this he was later arrested again for swiping gas station donuts.
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Florida Man goes full on Waffle House at IHOP (Original Post) 47of74 Feb 2020 OP
Que huevos... Ay Cramaba - n/t lapfog_1 Feb 2020 #1
There is a place for him in the Trump White House. eom guillaumeb Feb 2020 #2
Or in the offices of Justice Beer Bong Weenie Waver 47of74 Feb 2020 #3
Shit. Just take him up on the offer TlalocW Feb 2020 #4
"Shortly after release from jail for this he was later arrested again for swiping gas station donut" marble falls Feb 2020 #5
Where did he put the donut? CaptYossarian Feb 2020 #6
Good question 47of74 Feb 2020 #7
He pulled an Alice Cooper. Kaleva Feb 2020 #8
A handy graphic for background info -- eppur_se_muova Feb 2020 #9

TlalocW

(15,384 posts)
4. Shit. Just take him up on the offer
Tue Feb 25, 2020, 02:28 PM
Feb 2020

Maybe they're spectacular maybe not. But then he'll leave you alone to eat in peace.

"Nice nuts, dude. Oops, here's my shortstack. Talk to you later, bro."

TlalocW

marble falls

(57,108 posts)
5. "Shortly after release from jail for this he was later arrested again for swiping gas station donut"
Tue Feb 25, 2020, 02:40 PM
Feb 2020

So the cops were already there when he walked in??

Kaleva

(36,312 posts)
8. He pulled an Alice Cooper.
Tue Feb 25, 2020, 05:16 PM
Feb 2020

while the stories of Alice and doughnuts is most likely true, it is not true that he invented the cream covered doughnut.

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