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marmar

(77,080 posts) Tue Jun 23, 2020, 08:11 PM Jun 2020

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Florida Man accused of theft after allegedly stuffing $800 in wine down his pants

It was a vintage theft ... literally.

A man who visited the Total Wine & More outlet in Estero on Thursday allegedly took nearly $800 in wine, using multiple trips to spirit the spirits out in his pants.

In a request to try to identify the accused wine thief, the Southwest Florida Crime Stoppers provided a surveillance photograph of the man, who was wearing a mask. ...........(more)

https://www.news-press.com/story/news/crime/2020/06/15/florida-man-accused-stuffing-wine-pants-total-wine-more-estero/3193402001/

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Florida Man accused of theft after allegedly stuffing $800 in wine down his pants (Original Post) marmar Jun 2020 OP

Never steal anything cheap😹 Walleye Jun 2020 #1

"What?! No, I always keep my Moet & Chandon here!" ZZenith Jun 2020 #2

:laughing: live love laugh Jun 2020 #6

That's what you do! ZZenith Jun 2020 #7

Is that a bottle of wine in your pants, or are you just happy to see me. Thomas Hurt Jun 2020 #3

What a jerk. grumpyduck Jun 2020 #4

That's a corker. n/t Harker Jun 2020 #5

Walleye

(31,017 posts)

1. Never steal anything cheap😹

Reply to marmar (Original post)

Tue Jun 23, 2020, 08:14 PM

Jun 2020

ZZenith

(4,122 posts)

2. "What?! No, I always keep my Moet & Chandon here!"

Reply to marmar (Original post)

Tue Jun 23, 2020, 08:14 PM

Jun 2020

live love laugh

(13,104 posts)

6. :laughing:

Reply to ZZenith (Reply #2)

Tue Jun 23, 2020, 08:21 PM

Jun 2020

ZZenith

(4,122 posts)

7. That's what you do!

Reply to live love laugh (Reply #6)

Tue Jun 23, 2020, 08:48 PM

Jun 2020

Thomas Hurt

(13,903 posts)

3. Is that a bottle of wine in your pants, or are you just happy to see me.

Reply to marmar (Original post)

Tue Jun 23, 2020, 08:14 PM

Jun 2020

grumpyduck

(6,232 posts)

4. What a jerk.

Reply to marmar (Original post)

Tue Jun 23, 2020, 08:19 PM

Jun 2020

He could have done it in one trip by getting an $800 bottle.

Harker

(14,015 posts)

5. That's a corker. n/t

Reply to marmar (Original post)

Tue Jun 23, 2020, 08:20 PM

Jun 2020

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