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sl8

(13,851 posts)
Wed Dec 21, 2022, 07:32 AM Dec 2022

Hospital evacuated after 88-year-old man arrives with WW1 bomb lodged in rectum

https://www.unilad.com/news/ww1-bomb-rectum-hospital-evacuation-france-611421-20221221

Hospital evacuated after 88-year-old man arrives with WW1 bomb lodged in rectum

Anna Verdon
Published 7:50, 21 December 2022 GMT | Last updated 7:50, 21 December 2022 GMT

Hospital evacuated after 88-year-old man arrives with WW1 bomb lodged in rectum

Doctors were left shell shocked after a man arrived at hospital with a World War One bomb stuck in his rectum.

The incident sparked a bomb scare and led to the hospital in France being partly evacuated after the 88-year-old came in for help on Saturday.

“An emergency occurred from 9pm to 11.30pm on Saturday evening that required the intervention of bomb disposal personnel, the evacuation of adult and paediatric emergencies as well as the diversion of incoming emergencies,” a spokesperson at Hospital Sainte Musse in Toulon, told Var-Matin.

When bomb disposal experts arrived at the hospital, after examining the man they determined that it was unlikely the artillery shell – which was eight inches long and more than two inches wide - would explode inside the man.

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Hospital evacuated after 88-year-old man arrives with WW1 bomb lodged in rectum (Original Post) sl8 Dec 2022 OP
The things ER staff see as rectal "foreign bodies" no longer shocks me hlthe2b Dec 2022 #1
Some people are too afraid of going to the sex shop, Haggard Celine Dec 2022 #2
I surmise NJCher Dec 2022 #10
Wonder how old that fellow is nightwing1240 Dec 2022 #3
88 Ferrets are Cool Dec 2022 #4
He should'a just consulted M.T.G. 3Hotdogs Dec 2022 #5
Was it there since WWI? nt doc03 Dec 2022 #6
rectum? nearly killed him! nt Javaman Dec 2022 #7
Well played. Claim your prize. twodogsbarking Dec 2022 #9
Metamucil. twodogsbarking Dec 2022 #8
Did you notice the NJCher Dec 2022 #11
Ha! sl8 Dec 2022 #12
That's taking ammosexuality a bit too far. nt eppur_se_muova Dec 2022 #13
INCOMING! nt eppur_se_muova Dec 2022 #14
Anything is a dildo if you're brave enough... AZSkiffyGeek Dec 2022 #15
I imagined he tried mightily to remove it himself BlueWaveNeverEnd Dec 2022 #16
FIRE IN THE HOLE!!! Prof. Toru Tanaka Dec 2022 #17
LOL. nt sl8 Dec 2022 #18

hlthe2b

(102,328 posts)
1. The things ER staff see as rectal "foreign bodies" no longer shocks me
Wed Dec 21, 2022, 07:40 AM
Dec 2022

but it does disgust me. In the animal kingdom, humans alone are so focused on sexual pleasure that they (some) will KNOWINGLY put their very lives on the line. "Superior" species, indeed...

Haggard Celine

(16,847 posts)
2. Some people are too afraid of going to the sex shop,
Wed Dec 21, 2022, 07:56 AM
Dec 2022

so instead of buying a proper dildo, they use whatever happens to be around. But why did the man have a bomb laying around? And why would someone look at a bomb and think to themselves, "damn, I bet that would really feel good up my ass?"

NJCher

(35,706 posts)
10. I surmise
Wed Dec 21, 2022, 09:51 AM
Dec 2022

😆 I guess when you’re 88, you’ve tried everything else, so why not a WWII grenade?

I think it’s called going out with a bang, as one hospital worker remarked.

Damn, I know I’m going to be laughing all day over this story.

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