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Related: About this forumFail news: Tulane fraternity steals every copy of school newspaper to cover up drug bust
The Kappa Sigmas At Tulane Sent Their Pledges To Steal Every School Newspaper That Reported Their Drug Bust
Just when I think you couldnt possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this and totally redeem yourself!
First, lets rewind a bit to last week when the news broke about the Kappa Sigma fraternity at Tulane University getting busted with enough narcotics to kill a family of elephants. To recap, the police seized $10,000 worth of drugs from the fraternity house, including: 107 grams of ecstasy, 57 dosage units of LSD, 69 grams psychedelic mushrooms, 48 grams of opium, 22 grams of marijuana, .80 grams of cocaine and .91 grams of DMT (dimethyltyptamine). Thats a party.
Naturally, they wanted to mitigate the situation as much as possible and preserve their campus reputation, which I can only imagine was sterling before this unfortunate incident went down.
When you become the center of an embarrassing, campus-wide, news-worthy fiasco be it something minor like a harmless school prank gone awry, or something major like harboring a couple fraternity brothers that mail ordered a laundry list of illegal narcotics to your chapters house with intent to distribute everybody, and I mean everybody knows the only way to nip a situation like this in the bud is to gather and destroy every school newspaper.
Read more at http://totalfratmove.com/1171464#ZjCGsO4ohGWm27E2.99
Just when I think you couldnt possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this and totally redeem yourself!
First, lets rewind a bit to last week when the news broke about the Kappa Sigma fraternity at Tulane University getting busted with enough narcotics to kill a family of elephants. To recap, the police seized $10,000 worth of drugs from the fraternity house, including: 107 grams of ecstasy, 57 dosage units of LSD, 69 grams psychedelic mushrooms, 48 grams of opium, 22 grams of marijuana, .80 grams of cocaine and .91 grams of DMT (dimethyltyptamine). Thats a party.
Naturally, they wanted to mitigate the situation as much as possible and preserve their campus reputation, which I can only imagine was sterling before this unfortunate incident went down.
When you become the center of an embarrassing, campus-wide, news-worthy fiasco be it something minor like a harmless school prank gone awry, or something major like harboring a couple fraternity brothers that mail ordered a laundry list of illegal narcotics to your chapters house with intent to distribute everybody, and I mean everybody knows the only way to nip a situation like this in the bud is to gather and destroy every school newspaper.
Read more at http://totalfratmove.com/1171464#ZjCGsO4ohGWm27E2.99
Love how it opens with a quote from Dumb & Dumber.
In the words of the Naked Gun:
"Is this some kind of bust?"
"Well it's very impressive, yes."
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Fail news: Tulane fraternity steals every copy of school newspaper to cover up drug bust (Original Post)
Initech
Mar 2013
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Scuba
(53,475 posts)1. They must have studied at the knee of Scott Walker.
http://www.thedailypage.com/daily/article.php?article=35966
Walker ran for student body president at Marquette University. During that campaign, he was found to be in violation of the school's campaign rules, including engaging in door-to-door campaigning, which was strictly prohibited. Walker was ultimately described to be "unfit for presidency" by the Marquette Tribune. When the Tribune endorsed Walker's opponent, Walker's supporters destroyed as many copies of the newspaper as they could find.
Walker ran for student body president at Marquette University. During that campaign, he was found to be in violation of the school's campaign rules, including engaging in door-to-door campaigning, which was strictly prohibited. Walker was ultimately described to be "unfit for presidency" by the Marquette Tribune. When the Tribune endorsed Walker's opponent, Walker's supporters destroyed as many copies of the newspaper as they could find.
liberal N proud
(60,336 posts)2. That's brotherhood
Seen it done first hand, only at the time it was to cover up one of the members driving his car in to the college pond.
MADem
(135,425 posts)3. Stupid people--how did they get into college, I wonder? nt