Or thinks he does. Or at least knows where to buy some seriously strong shit.

" Sweet chocolate
sweet, sweet chocolate
covered all over from head to toe;
covered all over with sweet
chocolate."

As a lesbian that almost makes a man attractive to me. On second thought maybe not. But it does give me some ideas in regards to my gf.

A court citation filed yesterday notes that Toothman--who was only wearing a pair of black boots--had “peanut butter and chocolate smeared all over person.” Troopers noted that the store’s front door was “busted out,” and that several fire extinguishers had been discharged. Peanut butter and chocolate were also spread on the market's floor and in the manager’s office.

But the most bizarre bit of vandalism, investigators reported, involved NyQuil, the popular cold and flu remedy. “There was nyquil on the floor that spelled out sorry,” according to the February 2 citation.

And that's if he's lucky! Maybe he slugged down a bottle or two of the Nyquil before he decided to start writing on the floor with it...?