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Initech

(100,079 posts)
Mon Feb 17, 2014, 08:55 PM Feb 2014

Dumb Criminals: Seattle Man On LSD Claims To Be Jack Bauer During Break In

SEATTLE —

A North Seattle couple found a mess in their apartment and police say their suspect believed he was Jack Bauer from the television show "24" when he broke in.

David Stolte, 30, was arrested and charged with residential burglary.

Derek Doerschel and his fiancee Danielle Green came home last Sunday to their door ajar.

Doerschel told KIRO 7 he found screens off their windows, kitty litter in the sink, food strewn all over the kitchen, a frozen pie in the oven, and a frozen crab in the closet.

"The crab from the freezer was just sitting right here on the blanket on the bike," he said.

http://www.kirotv.com/news/news/burglary-victims-find-credit-cards-stuffed-muffin-/ndQTk/


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Dumb Criminals: Seattle Man On LSD Claims To Be Jack Bauer During Break In (Original Post) Initech Feb 2014 OP
I get it BainsBane Feb 2014 #1

BainsBane

(53,034 posts)
1. I get it
Tue Feb 18, 2014, 12:22 AM
Feb 2014

The one time I dropped acid, I thought I was Lady Macbeth. Jack Bauer doesn't seem like such a stretch.

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