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Chichiri

(4,667 posts) Wed Apr 20, 2016, 09:08 PM Apr 2016

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BREAKING! Alien signals detected!

Arecibo, Paranal Observatory, and Jodrell Bank have been recording the signal coming in at 4.4623 GHz for the past few hours. They are still working on decoding the full message, but here is the first part:

OUR OBSERVERS HAVE CONCLUDED THAT YOUR ENTIRE RACE WILL SOON PERISH BENEATH A MOTORIZED VEHICLE LABELED "BERNIE." WE ARE COMING TO INTERVENE.

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BREAKING! Alien signals detected! (Original Post) Chichiri Apr 2016 OP

"BERNIE" Treant Apr 2016 #1

I see what you did there workinclasszero Apr 2016 #2

Thanks! I needed that! displacedtexan Apr 2016 #3

bwahahahaha DemonGoddess Apr 2016 #4

K & R for LOLz! Surya Gayatri Apr 2016 #5

Treant

(1,968 posts)

1. "BERNIE"

Reply to Chichiri (Original post)

Wed Apr 20, 2016, 09:09 PM

Apr 2016

The Vogons of the 21st Century.

At least help is coming. I wonder if they have any new recipes?

workinclasszero

(28,270 posts)

2. I see what you did there

Reply to Chichiri (Original post)

Wed Apr 20, 2016, 09:13 PM

Apr 2016

Good job!

displacedtexan

(15,696 posts)

3. Thanks! I needed that!

Reply to Chichiri (Original post)

Wed Apr 20, 2016, 09:31 PM

Apr 2016

So much BS bile being spewed at us today. Thanks for the post!

DemonGoddess

(4,640 posts)

4. bwahahahaha

Reply to Chichiri (Original post)

Wed Apr 20, 2016, 09:40 PM

Apr 2016

Surya Gayatri

(15,445 posts)

5. K & R for LOLz!

Reply to Chichiri (Original post)

Thu Apr 21, 2016, 05:04 AM

Apr 2016

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