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BAD LIP READING: "Why is it creepy to juggle in bed?"
This is one of the best ones I've seen!
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Kuuuuuurt! 
That was great, thanks NurseJackie!
You've had it with that guy.
You just heard a clever pun.
You ask the waiter for the check. (He's on the other side.)
You call out to your friend Kurt, who's far away.
You see a bee.
Prostate exam.
You just ran over your neighbor's dog.
You almost curse, but you catch yourself.
Timid Napoleon.
You pluck a hair from a stranger.
You casually touch the flight attendant's skirt.
A tear rolls down your cheek, you don't understand why, but then there's a shooting star.
Your hand is a baby bird, your fingers are the beak.
You poke Hillary on the forehead ... and then you lick her face!
You just heard a clever pun.
You ask the waiter for the check. (He's on the other side.)
You call out to your friend Kurt, who's far away.
You see a bee.
Prostate exam.
You just ran over your neighbor's dog.
You almost curse, but you catch yourself.
Timid Napoleon.
You pluck a hair from a stranger.
You casually touch the flight attendant's skirt.
A tear rolls down your cheek, you don't understand why, but then there's a shooting star.
Your hand is a baby bird, your fingers are the beak.
You poke Hillary on the forehead ... and then you lick her face!
OK, I just visited the Bad Lip Reading channel (didn't know it existed!), and while this may be slightly off-topic since it's from 2012, I have to post it because holy cow I'm CRYING from laughing so hard.
Great way to end a Friday - thanks again. 
MY Goodness! Hillarious!!!! Love it! 
Thanks for this! Humour always to the rescue!!!
