Hillary Clinton

leftofcool

(19,460 posts) Fri Apr 22, 2016, 02:35 PM Apr 2016

I blame you, Hillary!

I did something today I never thought I would be doing. I joined AARP! It is all Hillary's fault that I have hit my old crone years. I also blame Hillary for my grey hair, my new lack of sure footedness on a 20 mile backwoods hike, that extra six pounds I put on this winter, and the extra wrinkle I found this morning. I am having Hillary investigated by the FBI and I want at least 100 agents on it! I also want o know what brand of aging/night/wrinkle cream she uses!

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I blame you, Hillary! (Original Post) leftofcool Apr 2016 OP

Still, 20 miles is pretty good. savalez Apr 2016 #1

Yea but I now need a pretty smooth terrain to do it. leftofcool Apr 2016 #2

When you find out about that wrinkle cream, please share with the rest of us. Arkansas Granny Apr 2016 #3

Thanks, Hillary Rose Siding Apr 2016 #4

Aw, you're only 50? kstewart33 Apr 2016 #5

bwahahahaha DemonGoddess Apr 2016 #6

Transitioning from blaming Obama, huh? liberal N proud Apr 2016 #7

LOL Lucinda Apr 2016 #9

If the FBI determines that it's Hillary's fault that you aged...... George II Apr 2016 #8

GEORGE!!!! DemonGoddess Apr 2016 #10

Thanks Hillary! Cha Apr 2016 #11

Hillary turned you old so that you would vote for her. SaschaHM Apr 2016 #12

savalez

(3,517 posts)

1. Still, 20 miles is pretty good.

Reply to leftofcool (Original post)

Fri Apr 22, 2016, 02:38 PM

Apr 2016

leftofcool

(19,460 posts)

2. Yea but I now need a pretty smooth terrain to do it.

Reply to savalez (Reply #1)

Fri Apr 22, 2016, 02:39 PM

Apr 2016

Arkansas Granny

(31,518 posts)

3. When you find out about that wrinkle cream, please share with the rest of us.

Reply to leftofcool (Original post)

Fri Apr 22, 2016, 02:43 PM

Apr 2016

I am about Hillary's age and I look at her and look at myself in the mirror and think "Damn, I wish I looked that good".

About AARP. I joined when I turned 55, but the amount of junk mail that generated just drove me nuts. Every day my mailbox was filled with catalogs and offers from AARP and a gazillion others that I never requested. I'm just positive that's where the scooter stores and hearing aid people got my name and address. I didn't renew my membership.