Good hides on that page.

After all, we have as much evidence for the next scandal as the Times did for the last one, which is none. So we can think up our own and try to make it as ridiculous as possible. Heaven knows this campaign needs a laugh or three.

How about ... she is so cheap she reuses coffee filters and paper towels?

Or, she's a secret Lawrence Welk fan?

I need more coffee--while I'm getting it, you think of one.

She probably secretly likes the Lennon Sisters too.

Okay, I've had some more coffee.

How about, she has a black wig she disguises herself in to go down to her local open mike comedy night, where she is having a good run as Grand Mama! Okay, her stage name needs work.

his totally amateur rock band, the Rock Bottom Remainders. She is trying frantically to learn a few guitar chords so she can accept the invite. You don't actually have to play an instrument to join that band.

Okay, I'll get some more coffee.

As far as pure woo woo anyway. Well, perhaps Hillary has a time machine and was complicit in the piltdown man hoax. We could use that.

I expect to see it be a Major Scandal--any day now

so they resort to absurd scandals in which is never able to prove but as we see too often talking points in turns into cognitive dissonance. I think about the debates, apparently some thinks the male candidates can crush Hillary, WHAT? Of course when she topples them in the debates she will be "condescending" a new favorite word describing Hillary.

think of anything to do with it yet. More coffee.

Has anyone recently counted up the number of times they investigated poor Mr. Foster?

Headline reads:

Hair dresser urges voters to beware, says Hillary is a 'fake' who dyes her hair to look younger!

In an exclusive interview, hair dresser reveals Hillary's hair color is 'Clairol Nice'n Easy Dark Golden Blonde #106' and she was NEVER a REAL blonde!

Campaign has refused to give details despite Hillary's revealing it on her kick off meeting in NYC.

What else is she hiding?

Clinton has already admitted she colors her hair. Can you have a fake scandal about the truth? A philosophical question for you.

Anything is possible

My Preference is L'Oreal, cause I am worth it. That is their ad slogan and I am standing by it! I get to pick the color....I use to be very blond, now I need assistance.

Hey freshwest.

Privilege.

Ha ha~ I do indeed love you sweetie!

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has been writing a series of Romance Novels for years. Started when she was FLOTUS and needed to blow off some steam under the pressure of unending scrutiny by Maureen Dowd. So she started to write novels for this highly popular genre whose plots are all variations on an ancient theme. In all her books, a flighty young thing throws herself at an Alpha Male, gets his attention, but in the end he always goes back to his faithful wife, despite the fact that she's smarter than he is. Her most recent foray into the genre, "Brandi and Alexander" hit no. 3 on the Amazon best sellers in Romance. She keeps her MSS on a SECRET I-PAD, and the real reason she deleted her private emails was to conceal correspondence with her editor, Biff Snodgrass, of Steam Press. You bet she needs private accounts. If it got out that she was the author of a few passages in these books, it would destroy her gravitas with male heads of state. On the other hand, it might really impress some female heads of state. Don't we all think that Angela Merkel needs to lighten up a little?

* apologies to Ian Fleming, of course.

The old one are rehashed and when a hater is really bored they will concoct another one. All we have to do is sit & wait.

We can call it Secret Village Gate.

Hillary killed Chris Stevens in Benghazi, because he knew her email server had proof she had Vince foster killed.

Why?

Because Vince Foster had used a time machine to learn that Hillary would kill Chris Stevens in the future, because he knew she killed Vince Foster.

It's all so obvious!!!