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Related: About this forumOil executives taking own lives by drinking Fort McMurray tap water
I regret to inform everyone that the CEOs of Suncor, Syncrude and Shell Canada could not cope with oil priced at $57/barrel, said Annie Parker, media relations officer at the Canadian Association of Petroleum Producers. This was no accident; everyone knows not to drink the water around here. Let them be remembered as martyrs in the Great Oil Crash of 2014.
Other oil and gas business leaders who felt life was no longer worth living at 40% less profit leaped from their oil rigs, drowned in the tar ponds or simply took a deep breath in the oil patch without a respirator.
At press time, the now-impoverished managers of the oil sands industry had been using the tap water to heat their mansions.
http://www.thebeaverton.com/national/item/1692-oil-executives-taking-own-lives-by-drinking-fort-mcmurray-tap-water
lob1
(3,820 posts)I especially liked that they used the tap water to heat their mansions.
ellenrr
(3,864 posts)nikto
(3,284 posts)The good guys in this situation are the Saudis & OPEC.
As long as they keep production at or near maximum, oil prices should stay low domestically,
and tar-sands profits will be lower.
If I run into a Saudi oil Sheik, I'll offer to hold his hand in gratitude.
Demeter
(85,373 posts)and kept their women oppressed, their people ignorant and impoverished, and the Middle East in fundamentalism? You have a very narrow view of good guys.
nikto
(3,284 posts)I was referring to them being (relatively speaking) the "good guys" in this situation.
I agree the Saudis are a creepy lot in most other matters.
But stifling tar-sands fracking in North America is a good thing, IMO.
And low pump-prices are kind of nice to have for now, even though they won't last.