This power they have over the weather - why can't they fix the droughts or fix global warming or make all the earth fertile so everyone can grow food to eat.

Their power to conjure up hurricanes and F5 tornadoes could be used for so much good

If gays are so incredibly powerful, why don't they just smite their enemies and be done with it??

and the anti-gay movement would just wither and die.

we could solve all problems with it. Why oh why do they insist on using it for evil?

We could dominate the wind power industry !

I must be slipping.

twisters, and hurricanes if the RW religious bigots would just leave us alone.

Geez, all we want is equality. Is that so unreasonable?

Insurance companies call weather events "acts of God."

Disco

'course, I used to drink back then.

But I was only 16yrs old, so what did I know

It was a hell of a lot better than some of the crap that passes for music these days.

Gays are to blame for this huge loss in the US bee population because all the lesbian worker bees in the hive keep pushing out the heterosexual male drones and keep the gay ones!


After all, you know, if these lesbian bees would just marry the heterosexual male drones and knock out a few million baby bees, everything would be fine!

... a good hetero male bee, and she'll go str8.

for Hurricane (I still refuse to call it "Superstorm&quot Sandy.

Direct link here:
http://www.advocate.com/politics/religion/2012/11/05/pastor-says-bloomberg-brought-hurricane-nyc-because-he-supports

If I had that much power over the weather, trust me, there would be no more tornadoes, hurricanes, or any other kind of wind related or flood related weather ever. There would only be gentle rain every once in a while, with only enough wind to keep pollination of trees and flowers and such going, certainly not strong winds.

These people who blame all the bad weather on us make me sick.