it would take 54 years to do that. If they have short miserable lives then they must have more than one partner every single day. I think he is jealous.

I better slow down

Some people constantly fantasize about gay sex.

Assuming 65 years of sexual activity, that's 307.69 partners a year. He's jealous.

I'm not gonna make it at this rate. Sigh.

I've got to get out there.

... who is getting my share?

Cause that leaves me about 19,995 short.

What I am doing wrong?!

Just as crazy as Beck ever was, just as devoid of facts, (climate change denial mostly, but now anythone non-white non-straight, too).

The tragedy is that people actually listen to him and take him seriously, whatever crazy things he says.

If you want to see some excellent critique of Monckton on climate, here's an excellent series on him from a gentleman in the UK.

Monckton Bunkum Part 1 - Global cooling and melting ice

Although that's still sex every day for 54.75 years!

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But he certainly didn't have 20,000 partners! I don't think there's any man or woman alive who could do that!