I could almost, almost see someone doing this with strips of beef. Not that I would eat that, either.

but not beef. Although yesterday I had some "General's Chicken" with a sauce so sweet it may as well have been candied.

and not half bad. That said, there are many flavors of beef jerky including sweet versions. I don't know why.

a half cup well mixed isn't going to taste like meat among the sugar and other ingredients. novelty joke recipe to gross out guests.