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Phentex

(16,334 posts)
Mon Aug 31, 2020, 02:48 PM Aug 2020

RIP Ken, the refrigerator...

Ken, the Kenmore, is no more. He was troubled for some time in his senior years, performing random tasks here and there like freezing the fresh veggies or watering the floor in front of the freezer. Last week, he didn't whimper as he just said enough is enough, haven't I helped you people for 16 or 17 years now? Eat the frozen fruits. We took his temperature and it wasn't good.

Being the trusty beast that he was, he gave out toward the end of the week when the fresh foods were less plentiful and the milk was almost gone. He was a hero to the condiments and the hummus alike. RIP, Ken.

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RIP Ken, the refrigerator... (Original Post) Phentex Aug 2020 OP
Sad Sherman A1 Aug 2020 #1
My Amana refrigerator Ohiogal Aug 2020 #2
Our Amana "Ammon" still thinks he'll live forever. He won't. yonder Aug 2020 #10
I have a 31 year old Amana side-by-side that also is still humming along. sinkingfeeling Aug 2020 #18
We had a Sears (Kenmore] heavy duty washing machine that we bought in '87 that sold w/our CentralMass Aug 2020 #3
our trusty Maytag dishwasher needed an emergency "impeller-ectomy" recently ragemage Aug 2020 #4
I knew Ken. I knew his family. But not very well. ret5hd Aug 2020 #5
😄 Luciferous Aug 2020 #20
I had a Kenmore freezer MuseRider Aug 2020 #6
My Kenmore lastest almost 30 years. GentryDixon Aug 2020 #7
My mom still has her Montgomery Ward refrigerator, Jennifer. Staph Aug 2020 #8
Ken wants to be recycled jayschool2013 Aug 2020 #9
Here lies Ken... LunaSea Aug 2020 #11
I hardly knew Ken, think he was a covffe boy or something. KS Toronado Aug 2020 #12
Bwaha, DU'ers are the best. Sorry about Ken. Ashamed I never named my home helpers... txwhitedove Aug 2020 #13
Personally I've always liked the name Angus Brogrizzly Aug 2020 #14
LMAO. Er, not in the Frigidaire mode, but Angus could be a distant Scots relative. 😂 txwhitedove Aug 2020 #15
I advocated for "Angus" for our son's name. TomSlick Aug 2020 #19
I'll have to prepare a fitting obit barbtries Aug 2020 #16
This should be a thread that does not die. Dem2theMax Aug 2020 #17
This is high quality post (NOT sarcasm) hibbing Sep 2020 #21
You are too kind! Phentex Sep 2020 #22
My dad has a Kenmore in his basement MissMillie Sep 2020 #23

yonder

(9,666 posts)
10. Our Amana "Ammon" still thinks he'll live forever. He won't.
Mon Aug 31, 2020, 05:20 PM
Aug 2020

He's a pain in the ass though, occasionally peeing himself, squawking, sometimes running on and on while just generally being a nuisance to those around him.

He still has his hat though: usually an assortment of half full bags of chips, cereal and garbage bags.

CentralMass

(15,265 posts)
3. We had a Sears (Kenmore] heavy duty washing machine that we bought in '87 that sold w/our
Mon Aug 31, 2020, 03:20 PM
Aug 2020

house in 2015. 28 years old.

ragemage

(104 posts)
4. our trusty Maytag dishwasher needed an emergency "impeller-ectomy" recently
Mon Aug 31, 2020, 03:22 PM
Aug 2020

After 19 years of diligent washing, our trusty Maytag dishwasher (May to those that know her...) needed an emergency impeller assembly replacement. After a little over $100 in parts (really, $100 for three pieces of plastic?) and some good youtube repair video watching, I was able to revive her and she is now performing excellently again. Actually I was happy to be able to still find parts for a 19 year old dishwasher. Fix if you can, it is cheaper in the long run. Otherwise may Ken the Kenmore cross over that final fridge door closing.

ret5hd

(20,491 posts)
5. I knew Ken. I knew his family. But not very well.
Mon Aug 31, 2020, 03:26 PM
Aug 2020

Let’s face it...he had a cold personality. Sometimes, if you listened very carefully, he would hum a monotone song in the middle of the night. Creepy, right? To Ken, everything was either open or shut, no in between. But if you could get Ken to open up to you the lights would just come on and he would invite you in.

His son was just a smaller version of him. I last saw him in his college dorm room.

MuseRider

(34,109 posts)
6. I had a Kenmore freezer
Mon Aug 31, 2020, 03:40 PM
Aug 2020

that lasted through 3 moves and 25 or so years. It was good until it just stopped. We have a new, smaller freezer now. Not a Kenmore. I don't know if it will make it much more than 10 years. Every now and then, more now than then, it just shuts off. Thankfully I am here most of the time and figure it out. Apparently the warning buzzer does not work either. It is a Whirlpool. The fridge is a Maytag and has been losing parts for several years now. It is only 13 years old. I hate when the trusty ones go.

GentryDixon

(2,950 posts)
7. My Kenmore lastest almost 30 years.
Mon Aug 31, 2020, 03:41 PM
Aug 2020

I now have an LG I got in 2015 & have replaced the ice maker 3 times. 😟

Staph

(6,251 posts)
8. My mom still has her Montgomery Ward refrigerator, Jennifer.
Mon Aug 31, 2020, 04:14 PM
Aug 2020

My parents bought her in 1954, when they moved into their first house. It still works fine, as long as you don't mind defrosting it every couple of months. Jennifer has been the drinks fridge for several decades!


txwhitedove

(3,928 posts)
13. Bwaha, DU'ers are the best. Sorry about Ken. Ashamed I never named my home helpers...
Mon Aug 31, 2020, 05:30 PM
Aug 2020

What should I call the Frigidaire?

barbtries

(28,794 posts)
16. I'll have to prepare a fitting obit
Mon Aug 31, 2020, 05:41 PM
Aug 2020

for my HVAC system, one of impossibly few left here in my little townhome complex. it's over 30 years old now and still works, but the replacement when she blows will probably require a loan.

i almost wouldn't mind if my refrigerator gave out because then I could get the fridge of my dreams. Bottom freezer.

Phentex

(16,334 posts)
22. You are too kind!
Thu Sep 3, 2020, 05:57 PM
Sep 2020

The posts here made me laugh and feel a little better about not having a fridge.

MissMillie

(38,557 posts)
23. My dad has a Kenmore in his basement
Fri Sep 4, 2020, 05:07 PM
Sep 2020

It's older than I am and it still works.

One of those REALLY old refridgerators that had the freezer inside the fridge.

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