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OAITW r.2.0

(24,504 posts)
Thu Feb 22, 2024, 07:15 PM Feb 22

What if your pet (dog, cat, whatever) could grade you as an owner.....

what score do you think you would earn?

I think I'd get a solid B. points for living locations, neg. points for food preference and entertainment. Not that I don't feed him well, he'd just prefer something I'm cooking at the moment. And I don't go out to throw a frickin; ball when it is 20 degree's outside.

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What if your pet (dog, cat, whatever) could grade you as an owner..... (Original Post) OAITW r.2.0 Feb 22 OP
Well, I get extra points for outdoor activity in snow, wind, double digit subzero temps (real), and hlthe2b Feb 22 #1
We probably have the same food issue. OAITW r.2.0 Feb 22 #3
He thinks we are the best. He tells us everyday. LakeArenal Feb 22 #2
Well, first of all, I am owned by my cat, not the other way around. Second, niyad Feb 22 #4
I think cats are a lot tougher graders than dogs. OAITW r.2.0 Feb 22 #5
They are indeed tough graders, their demands. . .errrr, expectations, are very high. niyad Feb 22 #6
I'm pretty sure I'm an A+ bamagal62 Feb 22 #7
Bias confirmation. OAITW r.2.0 Feb 23 #11
I'm sure I'd get an A. PoindexterOglethorpe Feb 22 #8
It's good to be loved! OAITW r.2.0 Feb 22 #9
Thank you. PoindexterOglethorpe Feb 23 #10
I may only deserve a B ... surrealAmerican Feb 24 #12

hlthe2b

(102,282 posts)
1. Well, I get extra points for outdoor activity in snow, wind, double digit subzero temps (real), and
Thu Feb 22, 2024, 07:24 PM
Feb 22

getting our four miles in each day--starting pre-dawn.

-Food, meh.
-Treats (strictly control now)
-Letting her lick off plates ++
-Going out and leaving her home alone when not at work (points for not doing that)
-Good scratches, belly rubs, cuddles (points)

So, yeah, probably a solid B (my girlie has high expectations, after all)

OAITW r.2.0

(24,504 posts)
3. We probably have the same food issue.
Thu Feb 22, 2024, 07:37 PM
Feb 22

The Skippa gets a lot of treats....and chew things. (minimizes chew damage on shoes, furniture etc)
Plate lick/pre-clean - check.
Daily trips downtown. Skippa is a backseat dog that wind surfs the open air.....forcing me to wear gloves and high heat settings in the truck.
Scratches/belly rubs - check. And 3x times a week brushing....because that's less hair I have to vacuum.

I'm changing to grade B+, now that I think about it.

niyad

(113,318 posts)
4. Well, first of all, I am owned by my cat, not the other way around. Second,
Thu Feb 22, 2024, 08:09 PM
Feb 22

my grade depends on whether he is comfortably ensconced on my lap, or if I have had the temerity to get up. Even lower marks if I actually leave. The grade for food and treats is okay, especially if the treat is bacon!

OAITW r.2.0

(24,504 posts)
5. I think cats are a lot tougher graders than dogs.
Thu Feb 22, 2024, 08:12 PM
Feb 22

That's been my experience.

Probably why I don't own a cat......

niyad

(113,318 posts)
6. They are indeed tough graders, their demands. . .errrr, expectations, are very high.
Thu Feb 22, 2024, 08:18 PM
Feb 22

But they are most definitely worth it!

bamagal62

(3,258 posts)
7. I'm pretty sure I'm an A+
Thu Feb 22, 2024, 08:59 PM
Feb 22

For both. My dog worships me and she usually gets what she wants, as she’s a cavalier and they have those eyes that make you cave, immediately. My cat has me trained to do whatever she desires. She has recently trained my husband to carry her upstairs with us when we go to bed. She waits and expects it. He thought it was “so cute”. She knew exactly what she was doing.
We are suckers. So we get an A+.

PoindexterOglethorpe

(25,858 posts)
8. I'm sure I'd get an A.
Thu Feb 22, 2024, 11:02 PM
Feb 22

Two cats, one a recent addition to my life when his first humans gave him to me about two months ago when they were moving to a place that wouldn't allow pets.

For several months last year the cat, Tony, spent a lot of time in my house and he and my other cat, Tatiana, adopted from the local shelter in July, 2020, got to know each other. They get along extremely well.

I feed them, play with them, give them treats, let them outside during the day. I think if there were a cat DU my cats would be saying how wonderful this human is.

PoindexterOglethorpe

(25,858 posts)
10. Thank you.
Fri Feb 23, 2024, 02:11 AM
Feb 23

My two cats are wonderful, of course.

I love them a lot. I love the time I get to spend with them. They are the best.

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