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Sun Apr 7, 2024, 10:47 AM Apr 7

It is to laugh!

A couple older jokes adjusted to "Maga' mentality.


A guy is driving along the highway to Mar-a-Lago and he finds himself in the middle of a massive traffic jam that is blocking up five different freeways and sending lines of cars back for miles in all directions. After a while, he notices a guy walking from car to car down the freeway, stopping and talking to people through their car windows. When the guy reaches him he rolls down his window and says,
"Hey! What's causing all this delay?" The guy on the freeways says, Well, you're not going to believe this, but Donald Trump has sat down in the middle of the freeway intersection up there, and he's totally distraught, and he says there's no way he can ever pay the $455 million he owes, and so he's threatened to douse himself in gasoline and set himself afire if people don't give enough money sufficient to cover the cost of the judgement. So I've taken up a collection to try to end the traffic jam." "How much have you got so far."
"About ten gallons."

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A man walked into a cowboy bar and ordered a beer just as Trump appeared on the television. After a few sips, he looked up at the television and mumbled, "Now, there's the biggest horse's ass I've ever seen." A customer at the end of the bar quickly stood up, walked over to him, and decked him.

A few minutes later, as the man was finishing his beer, Melania appeared on the television. "She's a horse's ass too," the man. This time, a customer at the other end of the bar quickly stood up, walked over to him, and knocked him off his stool. "Damn it!" the man said, climbing back up to the bar. "This must be Trump country!"

"Nope," the bartender replied. "Horse country!"

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It is to laugh! (Original Post) 3825-87867 Apr 7 OP
Love them !!!! Karadeniz Apr 8 #1
Nice. bif Apr 11 #2
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