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ihaveaquestion

(2,558 posts) Tue Apr 9, 2024, 09:44 AM Apr 9

Liberal Redneck - Why Didn't the Rapture Happen During the Eclipse?

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Liberal Redneck - Why Didn't the Rapture Happen During the Eclipse? (Original Post) ihaveaquestion Apr 9 OP

The Rapture occured, nobody was taken sanatanadharma Apr 9 #1

True. In Matthew Jesus said multigraincracker Apr 9 #2

Perhaps he meant, "Live again" sanatanadharma Apr 9 #3

There are no errors in the Bible multigraincracker Apr 9 #4

It's easy to solve the "second coming" question. When Jesus comes back ask him if he's been here before. Walleye Apr 9 #5

Spread 144,000 people over the Christian world and then factor in 2000+ years. PurgedVoter Apr 9 #6

sanatanadharma

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1. The Rapture occured, nobody was taken

Reply to ihaveaquestion (Original post)

Tue Apr 9, 2024, 09:51 AM

Apr 9

multigraincracker

(32,715 posts)

2. True. In Matthew Jesus said

Reply to sanatanadharma (Reply #1)

Tue Apr 9, 2024, 09:59 AM

Apr 9

“verily I say to you. There are those among us today that will live to see my return”.

Where are these 2,000 year olds?

sanatanadharma

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3. Perhaps he meant, "Live again"

Reply to multigraincracker (Reply #2)

Tue Apr 9, 2024, 10:07 AM

Apr 9

Was Jesus referring to reincarnation? It is timeless belief.

multigraincracker

(32,715 posts)

4. There are no errors in the Bible

Reply to sanatanadharma (Reply #3)

Tue Apr 9, 2024, 10:15 AM

Apr 9

according to the Fundies.

Walleye

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5. It's easy to solve the "second coming" question. When Jesus comes back ask him if he's been here before.

Reply to ihaveaquestion (Original post)

Tue Apr 9, 2024, 10:26 AM

Apr 9

PurgedVoter

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6. Spread 144,000 people over the Christian world and then factor in 2000+ years.

Reply to ihaveaquestion (Original post)

Tue Apr 9, 2024, 10:30 AM

Apr 9

Since only 144,000 can go there, if there is still room in Heaven the standards are a lot higher than just singing in the right church choir. If Heaven is taking in new people, then there is turn over going on in Heaven. That has to be stressful when you have been in Heaven for a thousand years and everyone is getting quite when you walk in.

So rapture could have happened and the only thing the rapture expecting folk will notice is that their maid didn't show up.

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