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WaitingforKarlRove

(22 posts) Mon Jan 2, 2012, 08:38 PM Jan 2012

We're Not Half as Ridiculous as the Republican Candidates for President

Write us in!

http://www.americancrassroads.com/#!

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We're Not Half as Ridiculous as the Republican Candidates for President (Original Post) WaitingforKarlRove Jan 2012 OP

I like the jobs plan krispos42 Jan 2012 #1

Addition to Jobs Plan WaitingforKarlRove Jan 2012 #2

krispos42

(49,445 posts)

1. I like the jobs plan

Reply to WaitingforKarlRove (Original post)

Tue Jan 3, 2012, 12:25 AM

Jan 2012

This one is easy and we’re surprised nobody has already come up with it. We will sign a Presidential decree requiring lobbyists to provide jobs to 100 unemployed Americans for every $1,000 they grease our palms with in order to get whatever they want done. Let’s face it - they’re the crux of our systematic problems anyway, so let them figure out how to put America back to work.

WaitingforKarlRove

(22 posts)

2. Addition to Jobs Plan

Reply to krispos42 (Reply #1)

Fri Jan 6, 2012, 01:39 AM

Jan 2012

Thanks! If the lobbyists don't agree, I'll throw my cats in their faces. I have enough cats to reload until they do agree.

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