Tweet Pete for Prez
Note: This is in the Humor Group.
by Pete McCommons
Today, I am announcing my candidacy for President of the United States of America. The results are in from the work of my exploratory committee, and they say, Go for it.
Why, you may ask, would an unknown, inexperienced old white man run for the presidency? In the words of Bobby Kennedy, Why not?
Any Democrat who wants to be taken seriously in the coming years is running for president this time. Its just what you do, if you hope to remain viable, to be taken seriously. If you are not running for president, you no longer count. You are out of it.
At this point in the game, it doesnt matter whether you have a chance to win. It just matters that you are staying alive politically. President Trump didnt expect to win when he got into the race against all those Republican candidates, and look what happened.
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https://flagpole.com/news/pub-notes/2019/02/13/tweet-pete-for-pres