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MADem

(135,425 posts)
Sun Apr 29, 2012, 03:57 AM Apr 2012

A doctor and a lawyer . . .

A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party.

Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice.

After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor asked the lawyer, "What do you do to stop people from asking you for legal advice when you're out of the office?"

"I give it to them," replied the lawyer, "and then I send them a bill."

The doctor was shocked, but agreed to give it a try.

The next day, still feeling slightly guilty, the doctor prepared the bills.

When he went to place them in his mailbox, he found a bill from the lawyer.
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A doctor and a lawyer . . . (Original Post) MADem Apr 2012 OP
hahahahaha......M.D. here....but my nephew's a lawyer...the prick...hahahaha Namvet67 Apr 2012 #1
I'm using this one! LASlibinSC Apr 2012 #2
okay this one made me laugh damaya Jun 2012 #3

damaya

(107 posts)
3. okay this one made me laugh
Tue Jun 5, 2012, 01:04 PM
Jun 2012

And I had just posted seconds ago about the refreshing nature of a joke where the lawyer wasn't the punchline. Welcome back to the joke world, lawyers!

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