A guy gets shipwrecked.

A guy gets shipwrecked. When he wakes up, he's on a
beach. The sand is dark red. He can't believe it. The sky is dark red. He
walks around a bit and sees that there is dark red grass, dark red birds and
dark red fruit on the dark red trees. He's shocked when he finds that his
skin is starting to turn dark red too.

"Oh no!!" he says, "I think I've been marooned!!"