Things you will never hear a Sooner fan say:

I’ve got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl.
Wrestling’s fake.
Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.
The tires on that truck are too big.
Checkmate.
You can’t feed that to the dog.
Little Debbie snack cakes have too many fat grams.
Would you like your fish poached or broiled?
Spitting is such a nasty habit.
Be sure to bring my salad dressing on the side.
Duct tape won’t fix that.
My fiancee, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffany’s.
I read an interesting article today.
Let’s listen to NPR.
Hey buddy save your money; this one is on me.
Let a professional paint your car.
I love the sweet sound of the oboe.
May the best man win.