I'm traditionalist as they come, but have to admit the old white-on-white unis are the epitome of boring. Maybe a little minor sprucing up wouldn't hurt. Here's the only suggestion I've seen so far that I like:




I've always loved Brownie the Elf since the days Bob Dugan caricatured him on the cover of the PD Sunday Magazine every week during football season. Here's update I kinda' like:

Bernie and Danny..



The Young Guns!

Yes, it's Bernie Kosar night on DU!!

If you didn't, you should check it out. Bernie was featured in it, and his story will break your heart. He was being a good son, and his Dad made a lot of bad decisions for him.

Starring Bellicheck as the Grinch who stole Browns' Christmas....

Bernie is God. Don't make me come over there.....!



All white is all right when you're winnin'

From Uncyclopedia:

The Cleveland Brown turds are a football team based out of Cleveland, Ohio that get their asses kicked by the Pittsburgh Steelers, Baltimore Ravens, and Cincinnati Bengals twice a year, per team. Despite a promising beginning as a sports franchise during the golden years of the NFL, the Cleveland Browns struggled when they got re-established in 1999 after the team now known as the Defectors bolted Cleveland. Since then they have restored their glory and are now the most renown team in the entire NFL, even locking up the fourth seed or even the third seed every year in the AFC North division.

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In 1945 after seeing his buddy projectile shit on a pumpkin, "Walnuts" develops his team's colors. hello

Read it here: http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Cleveland_Browns

2007: The Browns have a winning record and subsequently drop "Cleveland" from their name to avoid being an oxymoron. Brady Quinn era begins, Browns continue losing to JV high school teams during the offseason.