And keep quiet.

I might be tempted to tell her to take several condoms since, despite is reputation, Timmeh is an animal in the sack.

I dated her mom a couple times in HS. As long as she isn't 33, I'm good.

Not the New York strip.

She just updated: "WOW...Naples Town Hall really out did themselves~~~ They extended their gratuities, to include: An extra ticket for myself to attend the Speaking presentation, Cocktail Reception; Dinner and the Q & A session. Plus they comped us a room at the Hilton Naples. VIP Treatment to a tee~ THANK YOU Redacted, Naples Town Hall~~What a blessing indeed!"

I think Timmeh's getting a twofer.

I'm sure she will, but she shouldn't expect too much. A fellow who holds a lottery of some kind where he is the prize probably won't remember anything about her the following week.

It's always a thrill to meet an idol (probably the wrong word under the circumstances - or is it?)

I just "liked" her posts on FB. Not my job to shit on someone's parade.

With any luck, we'll get a funny story out of it.