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Related: About this forumDo Not Root For The Goddamn Patriots
http://deadspin.com/do-not-root-for-the-goddamn-patriots-1682270571Given how little we have to work with in this instance (air pressure, a ball boy going into a bathroom, a potential rules violation that had virtually no effect on the final outcome), this may be our crowning achievement in collective truthering. We got more than a week out of this lemon. Its almost enough to make you feel sorry for the Patriots. Maybe you would even like to root for them on Sunday, as a matter of principle, or because Bill Belichick was so cute talking about stuffed monkeys.
So Im here to re-emphasize the obvious: do not root for the Patriots. Fuck the Patriots. Fuck them to hell. ...
I dont want Pats fans to have any of that. And I definitely dont want them to cloak four Super Bowl titles in their unique brand of triumphant self-loathing. These assholes already have three rings, and they STILL want your pity for having to root for the Pats back when they were old and shitty. Look at the endless, terrible schlongread about Brady from the New York Times this week:
El Supremo
(20,365 posts)Throwgasms?
Drew Magary has some major sexual fantasies.
madinmaryland
(64,933 posts)mythology
(9,527 posts)or their coach who left USC after his lack of control got the football program slapped with some significant sanctions.
R B Garr
(16,975 posts)so he didn't really leave just because of sanctions. Based on what was written by the L.A. sports writers and those close to the program, Pete was wanted by a few pro teams and there was always talk that he might go back to pro, and that was long before the sanctions. He wanted a situation where he could have more hands-on involvement with management, and when Seattle offered him that, he took their offer.
KamaAina
(78,249 posts)Jamaal510
(10,893 posts)anyway. Though I don't care much about the outcome of Sunday's game, I either pull for the team with less titles (Seahawks have 1, while the Pats have 3), or the non-AFC West team to win (like how I went with the Seahawks last year against Denver).
KamaAina
(78,249 posts)Those of us on the other side of the Bay hate the Seahorses with the white-hot intensity of ten thousand suns.
twogunsid
(1,609 posts)my nephew gave me the Pats and 3. I was hoping they would lose by 2.