New England Fans: ‘We Don’t Deserve This’
BOSTON—Having watched the Patriots win their fourth Super Bowl title in 14 years, sports fans across New England issued a thoughtful and introspective joint statement Wednesday announcing that they in no way deserve any of the success their teams have enjoyed over the past two decades. “When you stop and think about it, we’re loud-mouthed, we’re antagonistic, and we’re unbearably pompous, so there’s really no way we should have been able to enjoy four Super Bowls, three World Series, an NBA title, and a Stanley Cup since 2001,” read the statement in part, which added that “you can think of at least a dozen other fan bases off the top of your head” that would be far better served than Boston with teams that combined for nine different championships over the last 15 years. “The 2004 World Series was really the only thing that you could argue we had coming after waiting almost 100 years since our last one. But considering the way we angrily overreact to the slightest criticism of our teams—always brushing off even warranted criticism as jealousy or resentment—while also whining like crybabies about every little thing that doesn’t go our way, it’s hard to understand how we ended up in this spot. We’re obviously going to enjoy the win over the Seahawks, but let’s be honest here, we all know deep down that we don’t deserve this in the slightest.” At press time, residents of New England collectively decided that showing up to Wednesday’s Super Bowl championship parade would only perpetuate their utterly obnoxious and arrogant persona, leaving Patriots coaches and players to drive through the completely empty and silent streets of downtown Boston.
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They're the class of the league, by Gawd!!
Cowboys actually rank pretty low going back to 2000
(above graph is from July/2013)
New England took a chance on Aqib Talib who has multiple arrests, all seemingly related to violence. Though his arrests count to Tampa Bay's total, only issues he had at NE that I know of was taking Adderall.
Then there is "Don't touch me, I'm a professional athlete" Ty Law. Actually, he didn't do anything major. That quote I believe comes from when he was partying in Miami and for one reason or another he took off from police on foot, when they caught up to him that he is when he uttered one of my favorite quotes.
Certainly adding Blount raises some eye brows, somehow I'm not surprised he was the one holding up the "Bitch Mode" shirt. Patriots, as an organization don't care too much except contributing on the field which I can respect. Corey Dillon & Randy Moss were moves I fully applauded at-the-time they were made. Talib is also one of the best CBs in the game.
I didn't see him out on the field Sunday. 
I think the Patriots got rid of all their murderers and justice will be served. That's the best you got? If so, that's poor. 
Unlike Baltimore:
or you would actually know who I am a fan of in the NFL.
Just sayin!
I didn't know you weren't a Baltimore fan but would have posted it anyway as I can't stand Ray Lewis.
Maybe you deserve another apology for being a Dallas fan. Kidding! 
Your comment is debatable.
Love it! 
He was entertaining for a minute, but his whole "Angry Doug" schtick got old.... like real fast...
Actually you deserve one anyway because you're a good friend. I've missed you. 
Unlike some other people. Can the guy speak more than 6 sentences? Can't they groom him better for interviews?
