Guy doesn't regret getting massive Cavaliers '2015 NBA Champs' tattoo
Not The Onion!
http://www.sfgate.com/warriors/article/Guy-doesn-t-regret-getting-massive-Cavaliers-6332848.php
Anticipatory sports championship tattoos are a bad idea. Best case scenario, you got a celebratory tattoo a few weeks early. Worst case scenario, you're this guy.
Ohio resident Lonynell Coleman took his dedication to the Cavaliers catchphrase 'all in' to the next level by getting a full calf tattoo of the NBA championship trophy with the words '2015 NBA Champs' before the finals even started. The Cavs lost in six games to the Golden State Warriors, of course, and now Coleman is saddled with a permanent version of the alternate reality championship shirts that get sent to third world countries.
Before the series started, Coleman told his local news station that he had full confidence the Cavs would be crowned champs.
"I have trust, I have faith," Coleman told newsnet5 Cleveland. "It's a guaranteed win, probably even a sweep. I called it the last series, and I'm calling it this series."
Oh well, maybe he can get it altered next year.