You are celebrating an abortion to the sport of baseball.

The Dallas Cowboys have two more wins than the Browns who are EIGHT games out of first place, and yet the Cowboys are only a game out of first place.



The Cowboys have a realistic chance of hosting a playoff game with TEN losses.

Jerral Jones' that is.

BTW, Did Jerry have to get an abortion after Bandwagon Chris humped him?

Yeah, well, anyhow ... the pendulum of mediocrity just happened to swing toward the NFC East this year. You wonder where your 'boys would be with a healthy Romo, you know? But ... they move up in the draft a bit and that can only help a decent team get better. As for the woefully pathetic Browns, it looks like they get an opportunity to blow another top round pick. Unless they win a few games and blow that chance.

Browns fans official fight song, from Mel Brooks' The Twelve Chairs:

He celebrated his grand slam by blowing a snot rocket

Why not have designated fielders for the guys who can't play defense but can hit? Why not have a designated runner stand next to home plate for the slow guys? (I'll take Usain Bolt.)

There are fantastic middle infielders in Triple A who can't hit a major league curve or slider. But, they would be nifty in the field.

So, if we don't want to see pitchers hit, why do i want to see a shortstop hit 200?

I like the DH.