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JonLP24

(29,322 posts)
Wed Feb 29, 2012, 10:26 AM Feb 2012

Atlanta, Seattle top list of America’s most miserable sports cities

It’s been quite a year for sports fans in Atlanta. Since last spring, the NHL Thrashers left town for Winnipeg, baseball’s Braves blew a near-lock playoff spot on the final day of the season, and the NBA Hawks and NFL Falcons got bounced out of the post-season early yet again.

That was enough to push Atlanta, always among the top finishers in Forbes’ annual ranking of America’s Most Miserable Sports Cities, back to the top spot for the first time since 2008. Last year’s “winner,” Seattle, slips to No. 2. Phoenix, Buffalo and San Diego, as usual, round out the top five.

Our unique sports misery methodology isn’t focused on long-term futility, as epitomized by such teams as the L.A. Clippers, Baltimore Orioles, and until recently, the New Orleans Saints. You know about all that. This is about misery as defined by heartbreak – teams good enough to win a lot of games and advance through the post-season, only to disappoint fans in the end by falling short of a championship. Which cities have endured that the most? No one tops Atlanta, a combined 1-5 in World Series and Super Bowl play, not to mention numerous post-season flops in earlier rounds.

Misery points are earned in the heaviest doses by poor winning percentages in the championship round (Super Bowl and pre-Super Bowl era championship games, World Series, NBA Final, Stanley Cup Final), and then get incrementally lower as you move down the playoff ladder to conference title games (and baseball’s LCS) and then to earlier rounds (we also count second place, non-playoff baseball seasons, the rough equivalent of an early playoff exit in the other three major North American sports leagues – hence the Braves’ collapse last September cost them on the misery meter). We round out the calculations by giving some weight to championship droughts (17 years for Atlanta, 33 years for Seattle) and to the ratio of total seasons to championships won (for example, the four teams in Phoenix sports history have competed for a combined 95 seasons with one title to show for them, won by the 2001 Diamondbacks). We also toss in a bonus misery point for losing a sport to relocation, such as the NHL in Atlanta and the NBA in Buffalo and San Diego.

http://sports.yahoo.com/top/news?slug=ys-forbes-atlanta_most_miserable_sports_cities_022812

No. 8 Cleveland

Teams: Indians, Browns, Browns II, Rams, Cavaliers, Barons
Championship Round Record: 7-9
Semifinal Round Record: 4-11
Total Seasons/Championships: 225/7
Last title: 1964 No, Cleveland. Miserable as you are, you’re not No. 1. Those seven titles before 1965 are part of the city’s history. They count.

http://www.forbes.com/pictures/eddf45gdeg/no-8-cleveland/#gallerycontent

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Atlanta, Seattle top list of America’s most miserable sports cities (Original Post) JonLP24 Feb 2012 OP
Forbes' formula is B.S. Auggie Feb 2012 #1
Not even worth the unpaid clerical work at this point. HughBeaumont Feb 2012 #2
+1,000,000 Auggie Feb 2012 #3

Auggie

(31,204 posts)
1. Forbes' formula is B.S.
Wed Feb 29, 2012, 12:38 PM
Feb 2012

Heartbreak and futility is what it's all about. Cleveland is tops.

Every year it's the same build-up followed by the same let down. 48 fucking years -- that's misery! Show me a city that can top that.

Now, for Hugh Beaumont's epic rant.

(Drum Roll)

Take it away, Hugh ...




HughBeaumont

(24,461 posts)
2. Not even worth the unpaid clerical work at this point.
Wed Feb 29, 2012, 02:57 PM
Feb 2012

Seattle and San Diego are not even three-sport cities anymore and Buffalo never was. At least most of Seattle's GenX-ers remember the city's last title.

You'd have to ask what will soon be the 55+ year olds of our city what our last title was like. Since December 1964, our combined teams have reached their finals a whopping THREE times and bombed spectacularly in all three.

The Browns - 2 playoff appearances since 1990 and one of four teams NEVER to reach the Super Bowl.
The Indians - No titles since 1948. Atlanta's only title? Won against CLEVELAND, fuck you very much, FORBES. Oh, and Cleveland also blew 7 games against a five-year-old expansion team.
The Cavs - Titleless. Even with the best all-around player in basketball, it couldn't get done.

Just imagine 47 years . . . year in, year out . . . not one single glimmer of hope. Not ONE. You don't get to enjoy the ticker tape parades that big cities party in. Your team contends at best. They're never the favorites. Some team is always, always, ALWAYS better than Cleveland. 47 years. One Hundred and Forty Plus combined seasons of BUPKIS. And the way it's looking now, the way professional sports are run, it's going to be 47 more years. I just may go my entire life without this city winning a championship in ANYthing.

The Browns are routinely outscored by World Cup Soccer teams because they have no running game, no playmakers on offense in 5 years, quarterbacks that were carried by their receivers in college, lines that can't block or prevent at gunpoint and coaches who just look like they've given up hope after the third quarter. Historically poor talent judgement and bad management has plagued this team.

The Cavs, I've just given up on. Fun to watch at times, but that's about it. The NBA isn't interested in promoting anyone but their large market teams. Gumption and hunger doesn't win NBA titles, talent and superlative coaching does. The Cavs just don't have enough of either and I don't see any Kevin Durant-level talent in the draft going to teams with near .500 records.

Indians? PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT. Miser Dolan's Farm Club in the BaseBusiness scam. Nuff said.

I find it's best to look for other things to do in life. Cleveland sports attendance, even at the "Civic Treasure" Browns games, shows I'm not alone.

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