Manning to Denver, Tebow to Miami....

After Peyton Manning signs with the Denver Broncos, Tim Tebow is going to be traded to the Miami Dolphins. John 3:16 states that Tebow must not sit on the bench. Jesus Christ wants Tebow to play, and thus, he will request a trade and ask to play for a different team.
Where better to play than in Florida? The Dolphins already honored Tebow and the Florida Gators during the 2011 regular season when Denver visited Miami. Imagine how many tickets the Dolphins could sell with Tebow at quarterback. Each week of the NFL regular season the Dolphins could honor a different game from the 2006 and 2008 University of Florida National Championship schedules. For example, if the Dolphins play the Patriots at home in October, the Dolphins could honor the October 5, 2008 victory over Kentucky 63 to 5. Rob Gronkowski could come out at halftime and maybe even do a little dance with Timmy (assuming Grownkowski isn’t hurt of course).
“Sun Life Stadium” has gone through more name changes over the years than it is possible to keep track of. With Tim Tebow at quarterback, I can envision it now: “Pat Robertson Field at Miracle Water Stadium.” The Dolphins would once again be on the map and relevant for the first time since Dan Marino retired. A year or two from now after Urban Meyer quits again, maybe they could even hire him to coach the Dolphins. It would be a dream come true for Gators fans everywhere.
http://www.dailyshootout.com/2012/03/manning-to-denver-tebow-to-miami.html
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