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rug

(82,333 posts) Fri Feb 14, 2014, 08:21 PM Feb 2014

I wonder what he's thinking.

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I wonder what he's thinking. (Original Post) rug Feb 2014 OP

Maybe he's Muslim, ZombieHorde Feb 2014 #1

The priest asks the rabbi if Judaism still prohibits eating pork. The rabbi said it does. rug Feb 2014 #2

Ha! Love it. nt ZombieHorde Feb 2014 #3

He might be feeling like he's got a least two bases covered. cbayer Feb 2014 #4

ZombieHorde

(29,047 posts)

1. Maybe he's Muslim,

Reply to rug (Original post)

Fri Feb 14, 2014, 08:58 PM

Feb 2014

and he's thinking "a Jew, A Christian, and a Muslim ride on a plane together" is the start of a bad joke.

rug

(82,333 posts)

2. The priest asks the rabbi if Judaism still prohibits eating pork. The rabbi said it does.

Reply to ZombieHorde (Reply #1)

Fri Feb 14, 2014, 09:05 PM

Feb 2014

The priest asks the rabbi has he ever eaten pork. the rabbi said he did one time

The rabbi asks the priest if his vows require him to be celibate. The priest said they do

The rabbi asks the priest if he had ever had sex. The priest admitted one time he did.

The rabbi says, beats the hell out of a pork sandwich, doesn't it?

The Muslim pulls out his cell phone and posts them on the internet.

ZombieHorde

(29,047 posts)

3. Ha! Love it. nt

Reply to rug (Reply #2)

Fri Feb 14, 2014, 09:19 PM

Feb 2014

cbayer

(146,218 posts)

4. He might be feeling like he's got a least two bases covered.

Reply to rug (Original post)

Sat Feb 15, 2014, 11:01 AM

Feb 2014

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